For when you are so hungry that you have to enslave and mutilate a peacfeul alien race which are then telepathically possessed as you hurtle uncontrollably towards a planet orbiting a black hole that is housing an ultimate evil being known as the Beast.

Ingredients:

cocoa
sugar
water
forebrain
more sugar
fear
power
hindbrain extract
more sugar
Ood Sigma to do the actual work

Icing/Frosting:

Ice
Frost
Hail
Snow
Sleet

Method:

[This data will be transmitted telepathically]

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Devour.

Well, see, I just got a cake knife and cut it, and just like that, the circle was broken. Who knew, right?