Apparently these are Vice Krisipies in the USA, but in Australia they are Vice Bubbles. Either way, your day depends on a nourishing breakfast. Vicing yourself is a proper start to the day. 9 out of 10 doctors agree. Well, out of the ones we paid, anyway.

Ingredients:

– Get some damn Vice Krispies! Or Vice Bubbles! Whatever end of this planet you hail from, get yourself some cereal. For real.

– Milk.

Method:

Like, do I have to even say this. Get a bowl. Put your cereal in the bowl. Add milk. You’re done.  Recipe over.

Devour!

Notes: Once you eat some cereal, you need more cereal. So add more. Then eat more. Then you need more milk. So add more. Then you need more cereal, so add more. Then eat it. Now you need more milk. It’s a never-ending cycle.

Be warned.

I could do this all day.

Breakfast could easily last until 9pm at this rate.

What do modern artists eat for breakast? Surreal.

Yeah, I don’t know either.