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Devils on Horseback

Entertaining classic c. 1970.  Virtually unheard of since 1971.  Good way to use up any leftover devils or horses that you have in your fridge.  Or alternatively, keep a few devils on hand at all times, for when those unexpected guests appear.

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Posted by on October 31, 2013 in Don't try this at home

 

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Devil’s Ood Cake

For when you are so hungry that you have to enslave and mutilate a peacfeul alien race which are then telepathically possessed as you hurtle uncontrollably towards a planet orbiting a black hole that is housing an ultimate evil being known as the Beast.

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cocoa
sugar
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Posted by on October 30, 2013 in Don't try this at home

 

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Dalek Bread

In honour of the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who. CEL-E-BRATE! CEL-E-BRATE!!

2 x >35cm (14in) DALEK
150g butter
4 garlic cloves Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Broth of Khan

Cheap, nourishing gruel, genetically engineered to get you through 18 years of
exile.

Ingredients:

1 onion, chopped
1 carrot, chopped
2 stalks celery, chopped Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on October 18, 2013 in Discomfort Food, Don't try this at home

 

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