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Dalek Bread

28 Oct

In honour of the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who. CEL-E-BRATE! CEL-E-BRATE!!

2 x >35cm (14in) DALEK
150g butter
4 garlic cloves
2 tablespoons fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves
1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh chives
1 teaspoon chopped time

SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO THE DALEKS. YOU WILL OBEY.

SLICE DALEKS EVENLY IN HORIZONTAL SLICES. COLL-ATE!

EX-TRI-CATE BUTTER AND PLACE IN SMALL BOWL.

ADD MINCED GARLIC. IN-COR-POR-ATE!

TAKE PARSLEY. EV-ISC-ER-ATE. EV-ISC-ER-ATE!!

ASS-IM-IL-ATE PARSLEY INTO BUTTER.

TAKE REMAINING HERBS. IN-TEG-RATE.

DIS-AGG-RE-GATE THE SLICES OF DALEK.

ALL-O-CATE PRO-POR-TION-ATE QUANTITIES OF BUTTER ON TO EACH SLICE.

CON-SO-LI-DATE THE SLICES OF DALEK.

EN-CAP-SU-LATE IN TIN FOIL.

AC-TI-VATE OVEN. CAL-I-BRATE.

CAL-CU-LATE TEMPERATURE.

ALL-O-CATE SPACE FOR DALEK BREAD IN OVEN.

INSERT INTO OVEN. OBEY! OBEY!!

AN-TI-CI-PATE.

AN-TI-CI-PATE.

AN-TI-CI-PATE.

REMOVE FROM OVEN.

SERVE.

DEVOUR.

Dalek Bread

APP-RE-CI-ATE! APP-RE-CI-ATE!!

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