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Dalek Bread

In honour of the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who. CEL-E-BRATE! CEL-E-BRATE!!

2 x >35cm (14in) DALEK
150g butter
4 garlic cloves Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted by on October 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Broth of Khan

Cheap, nourishing gruel, genetically engineered to get you through 18 years of
exile.

Ingredients:

1 onion, chopped
1 carrot, chopped
2 stalks celery, chopped Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on October 18, 2013 in Discomfort Food, Don't try this at home

 

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Fruit Punch In The Face

Chill or Be Chilled.

  • 8 cups fluid excretions of your favourite fruits, rodents or ghouls
  • 5 cups carbonated water. How you aerate is none of my concern.
  • 1 punnet cheerful, rosy red strawberries, thoroughly terrified, enslaved and eviscerated, in that order Read the rest of this entry »
 
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Posted by on July 27, 2013 in Edible

 

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Zuul’s Fried Egg Sandwich

A quick and discreet subcreature special.

 
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Posted by on June 24, 2013 in Edible

 

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Hypno-Toad-In-The-Hole

Comfort food to help you wake up remembering nothing and feeling refreshed.

  • 2 tablespoons robot oil
  • 500g (1lb) jointed Hypno Toad or Mixed Hypno Toad Roasting Pieces (ask your butcher to do this for you)
  • 3/4 cup Soy-Lent Flour Read the rest of this entry »
 
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Posted by on June 23, 2013 in Don't try this at home

 

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Coconut Ice Giants

Quick and easy snack for Ragnarok.

  • Oily secretions of unspecified Vegetables
  • 300g (2 cups) pure virginal sugar of ice and icing
  • 1/4 tsp cream of the tartars or mongols Read the rest of this entry »
 
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Posted by on June 21, 2013 in Edible

 

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Sticky Hate Pudding

Always popular with starving hordes and omnivorous demi-gods.

  • Melted and berated butter, to grease the palms of Charon and a cake tin
  • 200g decrepit dates, remove their pits of hell and chop without mercy
  • 250ml (1 grail) holy water Read the rest of this entry »
 
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Posted by on June 20, 2013 in Edible

 

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