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About Bodysoluble

Creative writer / adult student / tired mother. Lover of books and films, particularly fantasy, comedy, sci-fi, mystery and other worlds. Wishes laundry would wash and fold itself. Enjoys wine, gardening and singing. Just not all at once.

Dalek Bread

In honour of the 50th Anniversary of Doctor Who. CEL-E-BRATE! CEL-E-BRATE!!

2 x >35cm (14in) DALEK
150g butter
4 garlic cloves Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Broth of Khan

Cheap, nourishing gruel, genetically engineered to get you through 18 years of
exile.

Ingredients:

1 onion, chopped
1 carrot, chopped
2 stalks celery, chopped Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on October 18, 2013 in Discomfort Food, Don't try this at home

 

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Fruit Punch In The Face

Chill or Be Chilled.

  • 8 cups fluid excretions of your favourite fruits, rodents or ghouls
  • 5 cups carbonated water. How you aerate is none of my concern.
  • 1 punnet cheerful, rosy red strawberries, thoroughly terrified, enslaved and eviscerated, in that order Read the rest of this entry »
 
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Posted by on July 27, 2013 in Edible

 

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Zuul’s Fried Egg Sandwich

A quick and discreet subcreature special.

 
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Posted by on June 24, 2013 in Edible

 

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Hypno-Toad-In-The-Hole

Comfort food to help you wake up remembering nothing and feeling refreshed.

  • 2 tablespoons robot oil
  • 500g (1lb) jointed Hypno Toad or Mixed Hypno Toad Roasting Pieces (ask your butcher to do this for you)
  • 3/4 cup Soy-Lent Flour Read the rest of this entry »
 
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Posted by on June 23, 2013 in Don't try this at home

 

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Coconut Ice Giants

Quick and easy snack for Ragnarok.

  • Oily secretions of unspecified Vegetables
  • 300g (2 cups) pure virginal sugar of ice and icing
  • 1/4 tsp cream of the tartars or mongols Read the rest of this entry »
 
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Posted by on June 21, 2013 in Edible

 

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Sticky Hate Pudding

Always popular with starving hordes and omnivorous demi-gods.

  • Melted and berated butter, to grease the palms of Charon and a cake tin
  • 200g decrepit dates, remove their pits of hell and chop without mercy
  • 250ml (1 grail) holy water Read the rest of this entry »
 
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Posted by on June 20, 2013 in Edible

 

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