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Zuul’s Fried Egg Sandwich

24 Jun

A quick and discreet subcreature special.

  • 1 carton of eggs
  • 2 slices of bread
  • 1 Dana Barrett

Assume the form of a Terror Dog. Hide in refrigerator.

Wait…

wait…

wait…

Sense arrival of eggs. Fling open the carton without being there. Telekinetically heat the surface they sit upon until eggs burst out and fry themselves on the countertop.

Dress and float up for dinner: Wearing your best Dana Barrett, garnish with shiny orange everything. Levitate.

Scrape up eggs and spread on bread.

Share with the nearest Keymaster or any Giant Slor.

Devour.

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There was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say “Zuul makes the best egg sandwiches ever!”

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Posted by on June 24, 2013 in Edible

 

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